You Broc Plantable Card | Grows Broccoli Microgreens
For the person who rocks — a card that grows into fresh organic broccoli microgreens.
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Send It! Grow It! Eat It!
A Fun, Eco-Friendly Greeting Card that grows organic broccoli microgreens.
For the person who absolutely rocks — and appreciates a good veggie pun.
The You Broc card grows certified organic broccoli microgreens, one of the most nutrient-packed superfoods you can eat. Send it to your best friend, your workout buddy, or the coworker who always shows up. They'll laugh, they'll grow it, and they'll eat it. That's what you call a triple threat.
Know someone who’s absolutely crushing life? Tell them “You Broc!” with a hilarious card that actually grows organic broccoli microgreens. It’s a fun, eco-friendly surprise they can plant, grow, and eat in 1–2 weeks — way better than another basic greeting card.
🌱 Certified organic broccoli seeds
⏱️ Grows in 7-10 days
📦 Everything included — seeds, mixing stick, grow medium, instructions
🚚 Free shipping · Ships USA & Canada
✉️ Write your own personal message inside
HOW TO GROW:
1. Simply cut along the dotted line & remove the microgreen seed envelope.
2. Add 1/3 cup of water to the soil disc in the pouch and stir.
3. Add microgreen seeds to the soil and gently stir just below the surface.
4. Place your pouch in a bright sunny area.
5. Mist & water occasionally and within 7-10 days you'll have fresh organic homegrown microgreens!
✂️ Cut → 💧 Add water and ☀️ sun→ 🌱 Harvest → 🥗 Eat
Need more help growing? Full guide here → giftagreen.com/pages/how-to-grow-your-microgreens
Perfect for: Friends who love a good pun · Health-conscious people · Coworkers & colleagues · Anyone who just needs to know they rock
A Unique Funny Gift That Actually Grows Looking for a gift that's equal parts funny and useful? GiftaGreen's You Broc plantable card grows into fresh organic broccoli microgreens in 7–10 days — nutritious, flavourful, and completely unexpected. Ships free across Canada and the USA.